So i was at this party up at college, was drinking and i was pretty drunk, and of course i was chiped as hell from some nuggets. So some kid is there sellin mushrooms and he had one cut left and i was like yea ill get that, so drunk as i am i put it in a Dixie cup and just down it without thinking., [this was like A LOT of dust/crystals BTW]. My friend had just taken them to so i was like good ill have someone to trip with....WELLLL my girl [at the time] was like lets go back to our dorms [when i lived in the dorms at the time] so i was like ok [not tripping yet] got back and she falls asleep, im awake for the next 6 or so hours tripping...that was the "get you up to speed" part now heres the experience...

So layin next to her i get up, turn on the TV and its this Civic Hybrid commercial, heres the Civic Hybrid Commercial on youtube.com. So im tripping my balls of at this point watching this commercial like, WOWWW, then the show comes on which is the episode of Futurama when bender makes him self outta wood on this island where old out of date robots are and he builds a ship outta wood, anywayz i thought it was like the yellow submarine or something haha. SO after that i look into a mirror and i can see the reflection in my eye ball of the mirror and i feel like my reflection is gunna grab me or something then i get this call from my friend thats tripping down at the house i was partyin at like, "They got glow sticks taped to the ceiling fan and turned it on, it looks crazy you gotta get down here" sooo im like "yeah ill be down there". I leave the room see this kid on his cell phone in the hallway and in my head it looked like he was drunk laughin and everything so im like YEAHH HEY MAN WHATS UP, he stops his conversation looks at me and is like "umm hey" obviously NOT fucked up at all, so instantly im like SHIT, i probably look crazy as hell so i try and play it off like, "umm nothing, just drunk" He's like where were you partyin at, i was just like at my boys crib [and immediately i felt so uncomfortable cuz im tripping my face off and this dude is like interrogating me, so it felt]. So i get outside and people were walkin around still [it was like 2am] and some shadows were moving fast and real slow. I got into my car, touched the FREEEZING cold steering wheel [cuz it was dead winter], pull out of the parking lot, get about 4 yards, turn around and park my car right back where i pulled out, i was just thinking, theres NO WAY IN HELL I CAN DRIVE, so im sitting in my car with it off in the cold for 10 minutes tryin to pull myself together enough that i can make it back in the dorm without looking crazy. I look out the window and i see a bunch of people just laughin SOOO HARD, and i feel like they are laughin at me so i immediately just look forward, then i decide to get out of the car and when i do, there is no one outside...i get back into the room and finish my night lookin at crazy shit and watching tv, but theres was a little more things that happened but those are the best parts, i was tripping crazy hard