Quote Originally Posted by kshchrn831
... i was just laughing my ass off because thats one of those moments i do not want to be in (takin a rip and then some one you dont want to see comes up and you have to exhale) but it was all good, just made it more interesting.
I've got one like that.

We used to go to this trippy mall in San Diego called Horton Plaza and walk around stoned. There were not a lot of good places to get high there, so we were looking for a good place one day and found one on this metal stairway behind a movie theater. There was a little landing right next to a door, and that's where we decided to smoke. So we were passing back and forth this pipe and getting really ripped, and I took in this HUGE hit, and I knew I was just about to cough really bad, when all of a sudden the door right behind me flies open and this guy steps out and yells, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE!"

"PUHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaacckkkkkk!!!!!!! Cough! Cough! Cough! Oh God! Cough! Nothing, man! Cough! Not doing anything! Just leaving! Cough! Cough! Shit! Goddam! Cough!"

It hurt so bad letting out that huge cough with the total surprise of that bastard popping out right behind me that I couldn't breath and my eyes watered up so bad I couldn't see a thing. My freind took off dwon the stairs, and I just sort of stumbled along behind him following the noise. We got the hell out of there.

I guess that was actually the back door of the theater and they had a problem with people trying to sneak in that way.