One time I was high and I went to Walmart for some munchies. One of the door greeters was in a orange fishing hat, crazy hawaian shirt, a vest, and flood pants. He greeted me and I said thanks and I continued on my way...or I tried to. He asked me to stop and ASKED FOR A FREAKING HUG. And of course my friends pushed me over and I gave this old man a hug.

It was weird and creepy at the same time. And my friends suck.