Quote Originally Posted by illnillinois
One night a friend and I were up all night tripp'n on some Ac*d and it was the end of a long night and we were hanging outside. It was about 4:30ish AM.
We noticed a pair of lights coming right at us from down the street.
It came to a quick stop about 3 houses from us and the door flew open and 3 bodies came running.

I thought OH SHIT its the cops and its just like in the movies.

My heart went from 80 beats to 400. All we could do was stand like a deer in headlights. and about 20 ft before 2 of them got to us.

They become clear to see, because the headlights made the appear
to be black figures.

Its was the DAMN newspaper kids and there parent driving them around..

Still makes me laugh today.!
You should do stand-up smoking a joint... mad me laugh, thought the ending would have been a little different to that lol