one of my favorite bits of his, is anything to do with the english language.... 'pre suck my genital situation' lol...

i particularlly find his bit about the spruced up lines the airlines use.... in specific:

"please check your immediate seating area for any personal belongings you might have brought on board"..... lets start with immediate seating area... SEAT! IT'S A GODDAMNED SEAT! check.. around.. your.. seat..... "for any personal belongings" well what the fuck other kind of belongings are there? public belongings?! do these people think i might actually be traveling with a fountain i stole from the park?? "you might have brought on board" well... i might have brought my arrowhead collection on board... but i didn't... SO I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING LOOK FOR IT! i'm gonna look for things i brought on board which would seem to increase my chances of finding something wouldn't it????


then of course there's the tone and face he makes when he gets to:

"in the rare event of a change of cabin pressure" ROOF FLIES OFF!

first one is the clip to the transcript above.

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=b5jIjS1fBMg[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY[/YOUTUBE]