Tips for driving stoned

[vlad the inhaler]

First of all it's best to stay put if possible.
If you must travel however....

1. Don't speed. Stay at the speed limit or very close to it.
2. Make sure all lights work.
3. Make sure the inspection sticker and registration is up to date.
4. If you can't drive fairly steady, don't drive.
5. Have someone with you to watch your back.

Follow this and you are more likely NOT to attract the attention of the cops.

if your going to do something you need to do it right! thats why when i get stoned i wont drive or do anything for that matter!! tooo damn baked!!
smoke on till the break of dawn!