When I throw a party or something, one requirement is that everything atleast brings a fourth, but preferably a half. The more weed they bring, the more of my weed they smoke, and they want my shit, which I prefer not to sell. (My area is rather dry, mostly schwag going around. You'd be lucky to find mids here.) And they all have their shit, I have my shit, we usually end up matching each other, and we get so blitzed we use all of their weed to make brownies or green dragon shots. Keep in mind, at this point, most of us are GONE. So we proceed to consume the shots and sweets, and basically die at that point. People start passing out (they say they fall asleep, lol) and it's usually me and two other close buddies left awake. At this point, we head outside, get on the roof, and smoke a few spliffs, blunts, or bowls of my medical shit up there, which is reserved for either special occassions, or primarily, my pain relief. Then at that, we either chill up there until we are capable of getting down, or we try getting down anyway and usually end up falling. Not that it hurts much, the grass is pretty fluffy, and we can't feel shit anyway. Don't really recommend it, though, especially if you live in a two-story house or anything bigger than a standard one-story.


And the entire time, we'll be jamming to that slow Texas shit. The high, the music, and the setting all blend in together, and just make you feel like you are in TRUE heaven. And don't even talk about adding sex in there, shit...


What the fuck was I talking about? Oh yeah.


USUALLY, I smoke by myself, or like, three main stoner buds. But everyone can come if they atleast match or something. Did I already say that? Sorry, a little baked right now...