Sounds like my aunt...

She sees and talks to "god" and he tells her to do ridiculious things...

Make 592 peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches for all the kids of east asia...

Things like that....

shes harmless but still...

Yea man sounds like you have some kind of skitzofrenia goin on man...

Thats no fun...

Do you enjoy him?

Oh

and when the judge asks "Did he touch you?" dont worry its ok to answer truthfully.