dude, i wish i had a voice in my head, that could be a visual apparition, id fuckin love it. i have no friends so i could really use the company! can you ship him by fed-ex or the USPS? whats his name? can i meet him? please!?

no seriously. i envy you. if you get rid of him i want him. like asap. so see a shrink, get him out of you, and ship him to me!