Military Entry Proccessing

[Cyclonite]

I never got tested in basic....your fine for MEPS, don't worry and have fun:stoned:

[thcbongman]

"i had to go back for my drug test because they "lost custody of the specimen". basicaly i failed but they wanted me to join and just retested."

Love how they worded it lol!

[sdsfinest42o]

I don't know if i should of started a new thread....but i am going into the air force and am supposed to schedule a UA at meps.

Heres the problem, I work at a "shipping company" and my supervisor noticed a stanky package. So to cut things short i jacked the buds rather then let him turn it in. It was a half oskee of some sour diesel from the club. I couldnt turn it down so i blazed it again.. now im stuck with a "Completely Clean 7 day cleansing program" that i bought at a local head shop.

did i get screwed with the permanent cleanser?
and will i be ok if i schedule the UA 30 days from now?

im 5'6 165, and ive been running and water flushing.

any input would be appreciated!:stoned:

[Youreface]

What are your smoking and excersize habits, 30 days is typical to get clean for a chronic smoker with some being dirty up to 60 days. You could follow the dilution method to be on the safe side as well as getting home tests to see if you're in the clear.

[sdsfinest42o]

i run a mile and a half everyday, dieting, drinking a lot of water, and my job is pretty demanding. I would say i;m pretty active.

i hope the pills work...they make me piss a lot without the water.

[thedutchess]

allow me to ease your mind:

someone posted above that they 'lost his specimen' at MEPs...lol...here's my experience.

the night before you swear in/ get processed in they take you down to the lovely hotel room before picking you up at five am the next morning. on the drive down the night before with the recruiter, he told me (for the FIRST TIME, might i add...) that they were going to piss test me not only to see if i was pregnant, but for drugs. i about shit a brick. i had smoked 2 days before, and i am a CHRONIC smoker. i didn't know why they didnt warn me. i started to panic, and he did too (lol..recruiters) and he gave me all this advice about drinking water all night long and the next morning until my piss was clear.
to make a long story short, i didn't do it. well, i tried to drink a red bull the next morning but that wouldn't have done shit...we all know that. sure enough i was piss tested, and how strange...later on that day they allowed me to process in, and get sworn in. how ironic! there is NO way in fucking HELL a chronic smoker would pass in two days with no warning. Even if i am 5'0, 110 lbs. but this was for the Navy. i had been told about i would never be able to try to join any branch again if i popped. hmmm...

now the airforce, i have a feeling, might be a little more rough on you, but i've known SEVERAL incidents where my friends who just smoked pot, were allowed to swear in at MEPS. Its a known fact that right now, the military isn't exactly too picky with their choices, and have been known to let a few people 'slide' in.

thats just my experience. i got out of navy DEP. i'd rather be happy, broke, toking, and FREE than in the military. but good luck to you! :hippy::stoned:

[deadblazer]

you probably swore in before they got your results! i just went to meps yesterday and the day before i went i had a piss test in my recruiters office. i had passed it after being sober for only 14 days. just ask your recruiter they dont really care! just tell them when you smoked and say you are pretty positive your clean but you dont want to have it come back on him that he brought a dirty recruit to meps. he will like that! lol but yea i think you should be fine i bought a detox drink just for back up prepare for a long and boring day! ~usmc recruit~ good job in joining tho! by the way i finally got to smmoke yesterday and i was so high! wow:rastasmoke: