LOL I know! Papi was laughing at me because as he put it "I can always tell when you're really shocked by something. Your face gets really composed and your voice gets really calm and polite."
I mean really, what was that little boy's mom thinking? As if we don't have it rough enough without dressing up our kids like monkeys.

On a side note, I also saw the hottest costumes at Wally's that same night. 4 college boys, all of them buff as hell, 2 dressed like Indians, and 2 dressed like cowboys, chasing each other through the store. The ones dressed like indians were shirtless, wearing loooow slung tight buckskins, and the cowboys had on tight Wranglers and boots. I looked at Papi and said "I just saw an entire porn movie in my head."
Those boys were hotness.