Do you come to a complete stop at stop signs?

[beachguy in thongs]

I do because I'm petrified that the police is watching me from a skycam. I have been ticketed for not coming to a complete stop, before.

Then, one day, turning out of my brother's court, with him in the car, he said, "Why are you coming to a complete stop? There's nobody around." It's like your mom tells you to eat hot dogs and your father tells you to eat hamburgers.