how do you eat the roach?

[dragonrider]

If you want to really enjoy eating your roaches, first scrape all the resin out of your pipes and bongs. Smear the resin all over the roaches so the're nice and sticky. Pop the resin-smeared roaches in your mouth and chew them up real good. Then wash the whole thing down with a steaming mug of bong water that you nuked in the microwave. Deeeeeelicious!

Seriously dude, do not eat a roach. Yar.

Use a clip or other holder to smoke it down to nothing and throw it away. Or put it in a pipe or bong and smoke it.

[Juggnoxalo]

If you want to really enjoy eating your roaches, first scrape all the resin out of your pipes and bongs. Smear the resin all over the roaches so the're nice and sticky. Pop the resin-smeared roaches in your mouth and chew them up real good. Then wash the whole thing down with a steaming mug of bong water that you nuked in the microwave. Deeeeeelicious!

Seriously dude, do not eat a roach. Yar.

Use a clip or other holder to smoke it down to nothing and throw it away. Or put it in a pipe or bong and smoke it.

This is what usually ends up happening to my roaches. Unwrap them then load the bowl. I only celebrate this ceremony for when I'm at the bottom of my bag though.

[dragonrider]

If you have two roaches, you can try snorting one up each nostril.

You won't get high, but your freinds will get a good laugh, and you'll have an interesting stoned moment story.

[purplekush989]

if anything save the roach and throw the leftover weed in another joint/blunt. Eating it is just fucking crackhead. dont.

[Elote20]

its ok now, i solved the problem. i just boought a pipe. i got it like 3 days ago. i rolled a joint the day i bought it, smoked it, packed the roach in the bowl and smoked it. and ever since that first bowl, thats all im smokin. all im doin is smokin bowls now, gets good high all.

also, how do i properly clean my pipe? all i do is rinse it real good, but theres still some ashes on.

[hreskofreight4]

i havent eaten anything but roaches for the past 6 years, im on a deserted island.

[dragonrider]

i havent eaten anything but roaches for the past 6 years, im on a deserted island.

Are you talking about the kind that are left after you smoke a joint, or the kind that scuttle around on six legs?

After the apocolypse there won't be anything to eat but roaches. Well, maybe a few rats, but mostly roaches.

[dragonrider]

its ok now, i solved the problem. i just boought a pipe. i got it like 3 days ago. i rolled a joint the day i bought it, smoked it, packed the roach in the bowl and smoked it. and ever since that first bowl, thats all im smokin. all im doin is smokin bowls now, gets good high all.

also, how do i properly clean my pipe? all i do is rinse it real good, but theres still some ashes on.

There you go, that's the best thing you could do. I always preferred smoking bowls instead of joints anyway, becasue you get exactly as much as you want, and you don't have to deal with the roaches.

I never really washed my pipe. Most of mine have been wood, so I couldn't wash them with anything. I just left them alone until they got a little too resiny, then reamed the stem out with wire. A wooden pipe "cures" after being used for awhile, meaning the accumulated resin makes it hit smoother. I'm not sure if that is true for other kinds of pipes, or how you would clean those, or even if cleaning is necessary.

[Elote20]

no i have a glass pipe
i rinse it when im down and sometimes in between bowls
but im not sure if what im doing is the right thing.
man i love my pipe. i dont think ill ever smoke out of an apple again hahaha