Slip, that's because a Chihuahua is not a 'real' dog, it's a dog-rat hybrid, and you must have gotten the non-farting pheno.

My The Tess farts epically and boy can she clear a room. I don't have to use odor control on my grow because you can't smell ANYTHING over the reek of the fumes from her butt.

The best, though, is when she's just finished breakfast, and I'm sitting in a chair drinking coffee, all 70 lbs of her will jump in my lap, and she gets this weird look on her face, pushes her big snout right up to my chin, and lets out a resounding belch. This happens almost daily. I'm not sure how much of my morning energy is derived from the caffeine... or from some gaseous substance in her burps.
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . my dog doesn't fart.... i'm serious, i've never heard of this... every dog i ever had always farted to expell gas... buddy doesn't, he burps.... wtf... :wtf: Rating: 5