This is very wierd..when is the last time for you?

[foxysox]

Right after I got my hood pierced, I did the computer desk flick.

I used to have almost that piercing- upper edge of inner labia, not hood. Took it out upon entering the military. It was more decorative than practical anyway.
As for the computer desk flick... your computer desk is at your HOUSE.
You don't earn braggin' rights until you have your boss walk in on you.
Good thing you just got a new job... it's ON.