My Chicken Just Beat the Crap Out Of Me.

[Weedhound]

Went into feed him.....rooster.....and took my eye off him for a minute. Monster was all over me in a second!!! Spurred me 3 times in the arm!!!! THAT HURT!!!!...I dragged my beaten body out of his run and ran for my life......

:wtf:

Weedhound Reviewed by Weedhound on 10-27-2007. My Chicken Just Beat the Crap Out Of Me. Went into feed him.....rooster.....and took my eye off him for a minute. Monster was all over me in a second!!! Spurred me 3 times in the arm!!!! THAT HURT!!!!...I dragged my beaten body out of his run and ran for my life...... :wtf: Rating: 5

[higher4hockey]

i've been there before.....but i defenitely got the last laugh, for i had a hatchet an old splitting log and an oven.

[Weedhound]

lol.....yeah bet he wasn't laughing then was he? Believe me H4H.....it crossed my mind......

[higher4hockey]

he sure wasn't. what he was, was tasty!

[happiestmferoutthere]

When I was little we would by eggs from a neighbor and the rooster there was so mean, we had to go in the coop with a burlap bag to keep him from attacking us.(he knew what that bag was all about!) I was scared shitless and throughly traumatized! Just imagine a little girl shaking a bag at a crazed rooster and trying to steal his unborn babies!
I don't trust roosters to this day! They are evil!!( But those fresh eggs were the best!!)

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

might i suggest this
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=aD3GQc2FdoY[/YOUTUBE]

[Hilder420]

my grandmother had a chicken coop when i was younger, and as above the rooster was mean as hell... he was loose one day and went for my eyes too.. i still have the scar under my right eye. she didnt kill him or cook him, but she took hold of it under her arm and put its beak to a hot skillet and he never attacked anyone ever again.
innit funny how we have rooster horror stories?

[Storm Crow]

I had a name for cocks like that - SOUP! The day they attacked anyone, I became the queen in Alice in wonderland-"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" They would sit frozen for a couple of weeks- just long enough that the bird was meat, not "Rocky". I went through several "batches of soup" before I found a pacifist rooster. It was worth it- and delicious! Dang, I miss having chickens!- Granny:hippy:

[Weedhound]

Off with their heads.....lol

Olde English...I'm sorry but I have out in the boonies dial up at 26k.....can't download videos. They just don't play back right with the crappy internet connection.

My rooster before this was a super sweetie.......wouldn't hurt a soul. We'd tuck him under our arm and carry him around. We used to bring him inside the house to an inside cage during winter. He was living in the living room every winter for several years.

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

Olde English...I'm sorry but I have out in the boonies dial up at 26k.....can't download videos. They just don't play back right with the crappy internet connection.

i know how it is i was out in the sticks for a while didnt even bother getting internet.anyway it was a video of a 12' python eating a chicken.