Okay I am going to be real nice and forgo the usual "What are you thinking!" bit that I would usually give someone.

I am also going to leave out the part about the bank account in the cayman islands and how to hide your assets.

Now say we were smoking a bowl somewhere and talking about this and you asked me this same question. Well after the the bit about being a sucker and hiding assets and prenuptial agreements- So now I am convinced you are serious about being in love and wanting to marry her.

Here is a few things you can try. If she is a sports fan you can always do the Scoreboard "Will you marry me" thing. That is a classic.

Or you could arrange for the bank that you use to put it on there big billboard on a certain date.

On Halloween you could give her her favorite candies in a little trick or treat bag and put the ring in there or wrap it up in a candy wrapper and give it to her. Tell her she has earned a treat!

There are a million ways to do it based on who you are and who she is.

Good luck. Wish you the best!