If you need help, this worked for me, I SWEAR BY IT!!!

[sexysmoker77]

I went to the grocery store and bought CERTO, its in the food canning isle. It cost 2.50 and 2 32.oz gatorades. I filled one gatorade with a pouch of the CERTO (it comes with 2) shook it up and chugged it down. Then refilled the bottle w/ water and drank it, then the other gatorade as well. I pissed 6 or 7 times, which took me 3 1/2 hrs. Then went to take my test. This was for probation. I was so thrilled:thumbsup: I wanted to tell everyone because this is a cheap, easy way to pass.

sexysmoker77 Reviewed by sexysmoker77 on 10-25-2007. If you need help, this worked for me, I SWEAR BY IT!!! I went to the grocery store and bought CERTO, its in the food canning isle. It cost 2.50 and 2 32.oz gatorades. I filled one gatorade with a pouch of the CERTO (it comes with 2) shook it up and chugged it down. Then refilled the bottle w/ water and drank it, then the other gatorade as well. I pissed 6 or 7 times, which took me 3 1/2 hrs. Then went to take my test. This was for probation. I was so thrilled:thumbsup: I wanted to tell everyone because this is a cheap, easy way to pass. Rating: 5

[Jerry G]

Congratulations, you drank 64 fluid ounces, and passed by dilution...

[Jerry G]

For some reason, I can't edit.

You actually drank 96 fluid oz's, you are very fortunate there was not an integrity check.

Most people would have come up negative dilute.

[sexysmoker77]

Do you honestly think that? I'm sure that if it would have just been the water or gatorade my PO would have said it was too diluted. They test for that. I'm not really sure what it was just happy to have passed. Next time I'm gonna try to test myself beforehand b/c I was really nervous. Thanks for the input.

[Jerry G]

Yes, I honestly think so. I take drug testing extremely seriously.

Certo to pass piss tests is an urban legend. Boobs can tell you more from a scientific standpoint.

[das3d]

Certo is not a legend. Just a dilution method.... I would stay away from.

My wife was on probation for 6 months, and had been "negative / diluted" using this method for the majority of her term. However the shit is horrible tasting and hard to take for alot of people, she only got one pouch down and guess what..... Positive and diluted...
Not the best idea... IMO

[Jerry G]

Certo is not a legend.

An urban legend is a falsehood that is repeated many times so to become truth in the minds of many.

Beating a drug test with Golden Seal, Niacin, and Certo are all urban legends. In other words, they don't work.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Jerry G, you can only edit for ten minutes. You're right about it basically being dilution too. Now, why people don't do their research before starting crazy threads like this is beyond me. Here is a scientific explanation on certo. Read my post in thie following thread.

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...-evrytime.html

[sexysmoker77]

Thanks everyone for your help!!!