Here's one that's Kinda of perfect for here because people kind of do it LOL:jointsmile:

You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a urine test?


I found this one online


"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
sd6515 Reviewed by sd6515 on . Great Stoner Joke I heard some joke the other day and thought this one was great maybe I was just really stoned but I thought I'd put it up and if you have some to put them up, sorry if I missed another thread like this already. There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question. To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed Rating: 5