I walked into customs (UK) with an eighth of hash that was stuck to the inside of my jacket pocket :stoned:.

No idea it was there, I brazenly strolled through customs - the first person to eyeball me (a very nice customs lady) did actually ask me if I had anything lol - I did reek of weed as I was smoking right up to flying time.

I said no "I'm not that stupid"

They went through my bag anyway - I gave them some biscuits and then I was off home in a taxi - I could still smell hash. I nearly shit myself when I got home and realised what I had done.

Because I thought I was clean I acted pretty friendly and relaxed - I guess that helped lol.