Ronson stainless refillable butane torch lighter.
AAAWWWW YEEEEEEE.
I like being able to light anything, anywhere, in any wind conditions.
Also good for torching your thumb if you aren't careful.

All the Bics at my house have shit written on them in Sharpie like "don't steal my fucking lighter you slimy bastards" and they STILL walk off.

If you see someone with a lighter like that, tell them you know where it came from... grr....