I CANNOT believe what I have done!

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

So I've been staying at my buddy's place for a few days and it's been really strange...so strange it led me to do something I would NEVER think of doing...EVER. What such strange event am I speaking of? Well you are about to find out...

Every morning, at 6:48 sharp, my buddy leaves the appartment.
From then, I have exactly 504 minutes to do whatever I please.

Today, about 90 of those minutes were unlike anything I've ever experienced in my whole life. It all started with a simple, soft knock on the door. I got up, walked, and opened the door to find an elderly, overweight lady standing before me. Her name is Marissa, the landlord, she said. Well Marissa sure seemed like a nice and innocent lady. Was I wrong, you think? Was Marissa really a nice, innocent lady? Yeah, she actually really was.

Anyway, so nice that Marissa and I started to bond quite a bit. This lady was fucking cool! She had been all over the world and had done some of the weirdest things I could ever imagine. She even told me about some weird "delicacies" she had eaten in her early years. Apparently, she was very active in her early years as well, doing all kinds of exciting physical activities. I started to think that Marissa must have been a hottie back then!

Odd thoughts and mixed feelings were floating in the air. There was something I wanted to share..., experience..., DO!, with her. Well guys, turns out she was thinking the same...

There was love, excitement, laughters, touching, tasting, smelling, rubbing, lighting, fire, oh man... Yes. We did it...isn't that crazy?! I NEVER thought I would ever do that.....

I smoked weed. :detective1:

So what crazy things have you guys done in your lives? Be sarcastic.

CanaDanKs Inc. Reviewed by CanaDanKs Inc. on 10-24-2007. I CANNOT believe what I have done! So I've been staying at my buddy's place for a few days and it's been really strange...so strange it led me to do something I would NEVER think of doing...EVER. What such strange event am I speaking of? Well you are about to find out... Every morning, at 6:48 sharp, my buddy leaves the appartment. From then, I have exactly 504 minutes to do whatever I please. Today, about 90 of those minutes were unlike anything I've ever experienced in my whole life. It all started with a simple, soft Rating: 5

[WEsmokeED]

Im lost...Did you have sex with her? Or did she take your Mary J virginity? Or am i just completely off?

[friendowl]

you my friend are a classic

[make it legal]

Yeah the be sarcastic part at the end is kinda throwing me off so wait did it really happen hahaha.

[YotaBoy]

I'm thinking they blazed. The "..." leads me to believe that the sentence wasn't finished, just drawn out for dramatic effect.

[Quinn The Eskimo]

I think that having a relationship with an older woman may signify a maturity in life. For one to see the beauty in another persons spirit and experiences they must have past a point where they consider all beauty to be physical. lol I haven't really experiences such a thing in my life yet though. Also I am a bit confused, were the actions you described physical, or spiritual?

[Nochowderforyou]

I was joking with this 73yr old man who works as a salesman at work today about selling a kidney on the black market. He's a cool guy actually and I want to toke with him. He has all kinds of crazy stories. I mean, pointless stuff too, but it's interesing. He told me this whole story about how the Allen Key wrench is just the Japanese ripoff of the Robinson bit. It had no meaning, at all! but it was an interesting story though.

Old people are cool. Not the grumpy ones though. They suck.

[thcbongman]

All I can think about is Grandma's Boy. Classic!!!

[silkyblue]

whatcha gon do if she comes back?

:s3:

rutrow

:rastabanna::rastabanna::rastabanna::rastabanna:

[beachguy in thongs]

I gave a 63-year-old lady one of my steamrollers, then showed her how to smoke out of it, yesterday. She smokes for her appetite, not because she was hit in the head with a baseball bat.

Five times she slumped over (as she was already sitting Indian-style), her one eye slanted-upward slightly (baseball bat), and, looked at me to ask, "Now, what do you call this, again?"

I just don't see the sarcasm.

But, it's weird how we both met older ladies, recently. Except, I smoked with her while my girlfriend was beside me, with her dog.