So I've been staying at my buddy's place for a few days and it's been really strange...so strange it led me to do something I would NEVER think of doing...EVER. What such strange event am I speaking of? Well you are about to find out...

Every morning, at 6:48 sharp, my buddy leaves the appartment.
From then, I have exactly 504 minutes to do whatever I please.

Today, about 90 of those minutes were unlike anything I've ever experienced in my whole life. It all started with a simple, soft knock on the door. I got up, walked, and opened the door to find an elderly, overweight lady standing before me. Her name is Marissa, the landlord, she said. Well Marissa sure seemed like a nice and innocent lady. Was I wrong, you think? Was Marissa really a nice, innocent lady? Yeah, she actually really was.

Anyway, so nice that Marissa and I started to bond quite a bit. This lady was fucking cool! She had been all over the world and had done some of the weirdest things I could ever imagine. She even told me about some weird "delicacies" she had eaten in her early years. Apparently, she was very active in her early years as well, doing all kinds of exciting physical activities. I started to think that Marissa must have been a hottie back then!

Odd thoughts and mixed feelings were floating in the air. There was something I wanted to share..., experience..., DO!, with her. Well guys, turns out she was thinking the same...

There was love, excitement, laughters, touching, tasting, smelling, rubbing, lighting, fire, oh man... Yes. We did it...isn't that crazy?! I NEVER thought I would ever do that.....

I smoked weed. :detective1:

So what crazy things have you guys done in your lives? Be sarcastic.
CanaDanKs Inc. Reviewed by CanaDanKs Inc. on . I CANNOT believe what I have done! So I've been staying at my buddy's place for a few days and it's been really strange...so strange it led me to do something I would NEVER think of doing...EVER. What such strange event am I speaking of? Well you are about to find out... Every morning, at 6:48 sharp, my buddy leaves the appartment. From then, I have exactly 504 minutes to do whatever I please. Today, about 90 of those minutes were unlike anything I've ever experienced in my whole life. It all started with a simple, soft Rating: 5