tool 9,

As a former deadhead and music festival fan here are some of the best ways to smoke at almost any show and not get caught.

first entering, put any soft stash in your underwear in the little pocket between your legs, wear almost tight pants to prevent from falling out. Nobody is going to feel your balls, doulble seal if you want, you can remove from your underwear after passing security. only bring enough for the show, leave the rest in you vehical. As for the girlfriend sugestion, I would never ask someone to take a risk like that for me. Small pipe or bat put in your shoe.

smoking inside I use a dugout that is painted like a ciggarett, and smoke it like it is one, this can be very amussing, when you exhale everyone can smell it but has no idea who it is. plus it keeps the muchers away for awhile that is untill they figure it out usually close to the end of the show.