Need to pass a test soon, in dire need of advice.

[mastaash]

I have two very important job interviews coming up this week and next week and my whole future might rely on me passing a test as I just rented a new apartment and if I do not get this job I will loose my home and have no job (I just ended a contract position and had barely any notice of being laid off).

I have quit THC for about nine days now and have been working out about 4-5 times a week for the past two weeks in order to get rid of excess fat in my body.
I am slightly overweight, roughly 195lbs and about 5'10", I have a decent amount of muscle though, just got to get rid of a minor beer gut.

Anyhow, my plan was to loose as much weight as I can to look more acceptable at the interview and to hopefully burn some THC out of my system. I have also been chugging Propel water quite often by coincidence because I enjoy the drink, but also because it is chock full of B vitamins (which I thought were supposed to help). My only plan that I can think of is to get up extra early on the day of my test and to make sure I goto the bathroom 4-6 times before the test and to drink gatorade that day instead of water so there is alot of sugar being burned during my test instead of my own fat molecules. Do you think I should eat a lot of red meat or fatty food the night before? or will that even help? Also, should I goto GNC and buy some creatine pills and take them while I work out over the next week or so?

My friends are not the brightest and I do not trust any of their advice, so if you have any reccomendations as a plan of action for me please let me know.
I might have up to a week from today to work towards this goal, which would give me a total of 16 days without smoking.
I was a rather frequent smoker (once a day for several years, but sometimes skipping a day), I rarely smoked more than a bowl or two a day. And I used to smoke strictly above average chronic, but have been smoking mid grade the past two months. Please, any help is appreciated.

mastaash Reviewed by mastaash on 10-23-2007. Need to pass a test soon, in dire need of advice. I have two very important job interviews coming up this week and next week and my whole future might rely on me passing a test as I just rented a new apartment and if I do not get this job I will loose my home and have no job (I just ended a contract position and had barely any notice of being laid off). I have quit THC for about nine days now and have been working out about 4-5 times a week for the past two weeks in order to get rid of excess fat in my body. I am slightly overweight, Rating: 5

[Jerry G]

You are in a pre-employment situation. You will not be observed, so substitution is the way to go. Buy QuickFix 4.0 from a head shop or online.

As long as you get the temp correct, you can pass a with no possibility of failure.

[mastaash]

I've been reading and that sounds like an option, but I am a very nervous person (which is why I enjoy weed since it mellows me out) and I would prefer to actually do the test, but I will definetly try to sub. method if no one thinks I have a chance.Thanks for the reply.

[Jerry G]

Depending on how soon you have to test, you are borderline on being able to successfully dilute.

The deal about substitution is that it is a sure thing as long as you get the temp right, and that is easy with a little practice.

Whatever you do, don't buy the GNC crap. If you want to go that way read the dilution sticky and follow the instructions to a tee.

Best of luck--JG

[mastaash]

Quick Fix 4.0 does not have to be heated or stored at any specific temp? I can just put it between the ol sack and hole and warm it up 15 minutes before my test? I might head down to the local headshop if that is the case or order offline with overnight delivery. Man this is really stressing me out now. I didn't expect to get job offers this fast with the low employment rate in this area right now.

I also will probably have the option of getting my g/f urine if you think that is a better route.

[Jerry G]

Use QF, follow the instructions, it's easy, but not as simple as you make it sound. Buy extra heat pads so you can practice.

Relax, hundreds, if not thousands of people do this every day.

Read the Substitution Sticky, you'll feel better.

[killerweed420]

Nuke quickfix for 10 seconds and its ready to go.Just keep it by the jewels.
If you are uncortable going that way pick yourself up some cheap thc test strips and test yourself. You might be fine without having to sub.

[mastaash]

I am going to goto Wallgreens and pick up some selt test kits and see if they show up positive or negative. I had 2 phone interviews today and have 2 interviews next week and they want to move onto the drug test the day after the interview! I don't know what to do. Should I head down to my local hedshop and see if they have QF4??? Or do you have a reliable online source I could order a kit from for 1-2 day delivery? I will keep you all posted. If I don't get this job I am screwed.

Thanks for the replies kw420 & jerry g.

[mastaash]

Also, how common is it to be pat down and spread legs before a UA?

[Jerry G]

Also, how common is it to be pat down and spread legs before a UA?

It never happens in an employment situation.

Do a google search for Quick Fix, lots of vendors, and some will ship to any state.