Quote Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
An undercover one as opposed to what, a front page ad prostitute? Yeah $40-50 isn't much for her to brag about.

The pizza prostitute really should be charging more with the high cost of gasoline. I wonder what she charged when she was in Vegas. What kind of hooker doesn't have a cell phone?
This is what I was thinking. Saying "Im no $10 hooker, Im like.. FIFTY bucks.. is like sayin "You cant fuck me in a thrift store! You gotta take me to Family Dollar!"

Ya get what ya pay for, so Id be goin somewhere like Macy's MINIMUM. More like Sachs 5th. i.e. the Bunny Ranch.


Good thing I would never pay for sex, that shit is fuckin expensive. Why pay for sex, when the sex pays for me?
GraziLovesMary Reviewed by GraziLovesMary on . I just ate lunch with a hooker I walked down to a pizza place by my house...it is pretty much downtown of the city I live in..I am waiting to order my pizza and this girl ask me to borrow my cell phone..I said sure, she used it for a fe minutes..then she gave it back and said to me, I am a undercover prostitute..I said really, and our pizza's came we ate..I asked her questions, she said she was from Vegas but got bored and came here..she also said she was no $20 hooker..she was a $40-50 one..she didnt look skanky or Rating: 5