I just ate lunch with a hooker

[geonagual]

I walked down to a pizza place by my house...it is pretty much downtown of the city I live in..I am waiting to order my pizza and this girl ask me to borrow my cell phone..I said sure, she used it for a fe minutes..then she gave it back and said to me, I am a undercover prostitute..I said really, and our pizza's came we ate..I asked her questions, she said she was from Vegas but got bored and came here..she also said she was no $20 hooker..she was a $40-50 one..she didnt look skanky or anything..actuually she looked nice..amazing what people will do for money..she said it was nice eating lunch with me and I told her the same and I said to her to "have fun" and she went on her merry way to go and earn some dollars.

geonagual Reviewed by geonagual on 10-23-2007. I just ate lunch with a hooker I walked down to a pizza place by my house...it is pretty much downtown of the city I live in..I am waiting to order my pizza and this girl ask me to borrow my cell phone..I said sure, she used it for a fe minutes..then she gave it back and said to me, I am a undercover prostitute..I said really, and our pizza's came we ate..I asked her questions, she said she was from Vegas but got bored and came here..she also said she was no $20 hooker..she was a $40-50 one..she didnt look skanky or Rating: 5

[stinkyattic]

I thought this was going to be a thread about rugby, and you were going to say GOTCHA!!!!
Goodness.

[ATrain]

Wow, nice story :thumbsup:

Didn't you just have an evening with drunken skinheads too?

[Psycho4Bud]

Any extra toppings on that pizza brother?

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[friendowl]

you should slap her once in each cheek
[dont forget to use the backhanded pimp slap]
then intoduce yourself as geo the pimp
turn up your collar and take her to the home depot parking lot
my mexican brothers have been away from home too long
20.00 x 13 paisas 230.00 -30.00 for new friend=200 for some kush and a burger

[geonagual]

Wow, nice story :thumbsup:

Didn't you just have an evening with drunken skinheads too?

I guess that is the beauty of living in downtown...it has all the wierd shit going on...some wierd ass people to.

[FakeBoobsRule]

said to me, I am a undercover prostitute.

An undercover one as opposed to what, a front page ad prostitute? Yeah $40-50 isn't much for her to brag about.

The pizza prostitute really should be charging more with the high cost of gasoline. I wonder what she charged when she was in Vegas. What kind of hooker doesn't have a cell phone?

[420_24/7]

An undercover one as opposed to what, a front page ad prostitute? Yeah $40-50 isn't much for her to brag about.

The pizza prostitute really should be charging more with the high cost of gasoline. I wonder what she charged when she was in Vegas. What kind of hooker doesn't have a cell phone?

my friend got a prostitutes card once, weird:wtf:

[GraziLovesMary]

An undercover one as opposed to what, a front page ad prostitute? Yeah $40-50 isn't much for her to brag about.

The pizza prostitute really should be charging more with the high cost of gasoline. I wonder what she charged when she was in Vegas. What kind of hooker doesn't have a cell phone?

This is what I was thinking. Saying "Im no $10 hooker, Im like.. FIFTY bucks.. is like sayin "You cant fuck me in a thrift store! You gotta take me to Family Dollar!"

Ya get what ya pay for, so Id be goin somewhere like Macy's MINIMUM. More like Sachs 5th. i.e. the Bunny Ranch.


Good thing I would never pay for sex, that shit is fuckin expensive. Why pay for sex, when the sex pays for me?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Only you Geo.