I just ate lunch with a hooker

[Eclipse1203]

Who doesn't love a fifty dollar hooker? Cheaper than a tank of gas. haha

Eclipse1203 Reviewed by Eclipse1203 on 10-27-2007. I just ate lunch with a hooker I walked down to a pizza place by my house...it is pretty much downtown of the city I live in..I am waiting to order my pizza and this girl ask me to borrow my cell phone..I said sure, she used it for a fe minutes..then she gave it back and said to me, I am a undercover prostitute..I said really, and our pizza's came we ate..I asked her questions, she said she was from Vegas but got bored and came here..she also said she was no $20 hooker..she was a $40-50 one..she didnt look skanky or Rating: 5

[greg23]

That's like this one time I fucked a hooker and than had a pizza.

[geonagual]

That's like this one time I fucked a hooker and than had a pizza.

I love your use of tact and poise in that sentenceAwesome:thumbsup:

[happiestmferoutthere]

That's like this one time I fucked a hooker and than had a pizza.

Better than the time I fucked a pizza and than had a hooker!!:wtf:

[Nochowderforyou]

You are so rad. i would puff weed and get drunk with you anytime.

[dark0ne]

i used to drive taxi at night. you realy REALY get a feel for the underbelly of a city. i had to take a stripper into boston once, she gave me her card. it said "in house calls" LOL!

[itzbutters]

she also said she was no $20 hooker..she was a $40-50 one

You made me choke on my fat ass hit lol. Hey if she was hot and clean you shoulda said bitch I bought you pizza how bout a freebie. Technically you paid a hooker without receiving services, thats false advertisement.

[h00p3r]

Better than the time I fucked a pizza and than had a hooker!!:wtf:

HAHAHA. That, my brother, is classic.

[Purple Banana]

Oh geeze... Youse guys crack me up