Quote Originally Posted by Zonyc
The drug tests look for metabolites of thc and other cannabinoids. The metabolite of thc (11-nor-∆9 -THC-9 COOH ) is what simple tests look for, more advanced tests can detect metabolites Cannabinol, 11-nor-D8-THC-9 COOH, D8-THC, and D9-THC, some of which is stored in fat.
Did you copy and paste that? I ask because I want to know how you made the triangle. Also, to be specific, immunoassay looks at 31 metabolites of THC while GC/MS looks only for one, THC 11-nor-∆9 -THC-9 COOH.

You need to basically increase the rate your body utilizes fat so that means eating smaller meals spread out through the day, cardio workouts and taking fish oil to keep your body burning fat when you're sitting around. You will also need to stay well hydrated, which means drinking alot of water to help flush everything out. DO NOT do this if you will be tested within the next two weeks because you may read falsley high due to your body excreting the metabolites. DO NOT do this if you have a history of kidney or liver problems either.
Not doing this 2 weeks before a test might be a little too precautious. Most people recommend stopping aerobic exercise 3-5 days before the test and then getting lazy.

I would also highly recommend you pickup some home test kits and test yourself; they're about 5 bucks for 100 tests, and easily obtained from online vendors. This will let you track your progress, I'd shoot for 3 consecutive positives. Many tests are negetive below 50ng/ml, anything more than 50ng/ml will read positive in these tests.
$5 for a hundred. That's a hell of a deal. the cheapest I have seen is about $1 each. Also, don't you mean 3 consecutive negatives?