Huh I thought those were off the market.

75% effective?
Sorry, I'm not taking that chance! Those stats SUCK.
If you've got allergies, the spermicide in the sponge might set you off- spermicide makes me itch too.

You can get latex-free condoms btw.

I just love that episode of Seinfeld...

I'm sorry, you're just not sponge-worthy...