I've never done a job I didn't like.

My favourite was when I worked for a company in Holland , I was a spraypainter with complete freedom to do as I pleased. I often did my job stoned and sometimes stoned and drunk,
I could order what I wanted so I used to order extra paint to do private jobs on a Saturday when I was clocked in for overtime.
I could leave the factory under the pretence of going to buy stuff I needed then spend a couple of hours visiting friends and toking.
Nobody else in the place had any idea of what my job entailed so I could bullshit them 24/7, I was even able to order an extra pump that cost 2000 gulden (about £650 or in USD $1000) , I just told them that the one we had was fucked and kept it for my own use .

I love my life LOL