heh,
some of these are straight up truth, all humor aside.
also,

Quote Originally Posted by couch-potato
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
don't mean to sound so cynical but
the Titanic has been proven to have been actually built.
treefingers Reviewed by treefingers on . Pearls of Wisdom Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. You should not confuse your career with your life. Nobody cares if you can't Rating: 5