Okay... this is a bit gross. But when I was a kid (like 3 - 5 years) I started to notice that no matter what colour of food I ate, it all came out brown. I came up with a theory that was a factory just on the inside of my bum that processed, packaged and "brown bagged" my terd before letting it fly it into the toilet. Yeah... I'm fucked!

El Fantistico :smokin: