What crazy things did you believe as a little kid?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Life was fun in the earliest years, wasn't it? We hadn't developed a firm grip on reality yet, and it could thus be made to conform with our imaginations. So I'll go first:jointsmile:

- When I was 3 me and my friend believed in "the dungeon". That is, we believed that if you dug deep enough into the Earth, at any place, you would eventually reach "the dungeon". Which would of course entail the cliche dark lair of stone, chains, bars and the such.

- I had no idea men shaved. Rather, I thought some just grew beards and some didn't. Some guys grew mustaches, some goatee's, some nothing at all.

- When my friends and I were discussing how babies were made, we came to the following conclusion based on a distorted organization of the facts: A woman and a man get married, they both agree they want to have a baby, and so she gets pregnant. Then when it's time to give birth, the woman goes to the hospital where the doctor puts his penis in her, thus inducing labour. LOL, ah innocence.

- For some reason I thought Canada had conscription. And so my plan was, when the military recruiter came to my house and said I had to go to war, I would say "alright, just let me get my gun" (to take to war). Then I'd come out with it, shoot the recruiter, and with the recruiter dead I'd be free from having to serve.

Gandalf_The_Grey Reviewed by Gandalf_The_Grey on 10-21-2007. What crazy things did you believe as a little kid? Life was fun in the earliest years, wasn't it? We hadn't developed a firm grip on reality yet, and it could thus be made to conform with our imaginations. So I'll go first:jointsmile: - When I was 3 me and my friend believed in "the dungeon". That is, we believed that if you dug deep enough into the Earth, at any place, you would eventually reach "the dungeon". Which would of course entail the cliche dark lair of stone, chains, bars and the such. - I had no idea men shaved. Rather, I Rating: 5

[BigHyphyD]

I really thought that you could dig to China. Kinda like your Dungeon thing.

[geonagual]

I thought the world was gonna end in the year 2000..also, I never let my covers hang over the edge of the bed in fear of something under the bed grabbing them

[420_24/7]

I thought the world was gonna end in the year 2000..also, I never let my covers hang over the edge of the bed in fear of something under the bed grabbing them

i had that same fear except with hands and feet:thumbsup:
I used to think that people who died in movies were actors that were suicidal and they acctually had to die to film the movie:wtf:

[Kenn]

Ha ha , my parents are to blame for this belief..I believed that if u played with your belly button ur ass would fall off...lol..Now thinking back what was their problem with me playin with my belly button.......wierd.:wtf:

[birdgirl73]

I thought there were probably monsters under my bed and, if not there, in my closet or in the bathroom shower.

I thought that if two people kissed, it meant they were married. That seemed obvious to me from "You may kiss the bride" at weddings. Consequently I didn't think I'd ever get married because I was too shy to be kissed in public.

I thought Santa Claus was scary. Had to go get my parents or big sister up to go with me into the living room on Christmas morning in case he might still be there, and I refused to sit in his lap for pictures in photography studios. Seriously, what self-respecting kid wants to get close to a big, fat, hairy, red-faced, white-bearded stranger and smile for a picture?

I thought a jet engine in an airplane was the same thing as a rocket engine, so when our family traveled by plane, I was always sure we'd shoot straight up in the air like NASA spacecraft did and braced myself hard against the back of the seat.

I thought nuclear war was an imminent danger. There was so much talk about the nuclear arms race and the Cold War when I was a little kid in the mid and late 60s.

[4osiris]

I really believed as a child that there was a such thing as Mary Weatherbee(a ghost).

[420_24/7]

I thought there were probably monsters under my bed and, if not there, in my closet or in the bathroom shower.

i was kinda messed up as a kid, i wasn afraid of monsters under my bed, i was afraid of psychopaths and murderers:wtf:

[ScaryMissMary]

Around the time 'Home Alone' came out, I made a "burglar alarm" it made a mess out of the hallway and den. I was so pissed off when my mom made me clean it all up. I actually believed shit like that would work.

I really believed that my dolls and toys came to life at night, I would sneak in my room and turn on the light and scream "CAUGHT YOU!" expecting to see my toys scrambling back to their places.

[ificouldiwould]

if you beat your meat youwould go blind