What crazy things did you believe as a little kid?

[Number 1 DJ]

used to think people on tv could see you for a while when i was real young

[make it legal]

I always thought at night that there was someone sitting outside the window with a gun waiting for me to fall asleep so he could shoot me. I would actually look out my window to make sure.

I also thought weed was bad for you.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Oh damn, I forgot one of the best ones! Hence I'm resurrecting the thread.


At a very young age I actually believe that only black men were allowed to play in the NBA. I didn't find this discriminatory either, as I had no concept of racism, I just thought it was a biological fact that white men can't jump lol.

[MadSativa]

I used to think I lived in the most free place on earth, and that all people were great............................................. .......What a thing to think but I was only a little Sativa and not even MAD yet.

[DaZeDShAdOw]

i used to think when i was little that the teachers lived in the schools lmao!

[cm8883]

I used to think that the only time people had sex was to get pregnant.

[EbelEyes]

Christianity.

[SpadeOfSrh]

i thought that if i went downstairs to late or got out of my bed i would be attacked by someone

[StickyfingahZ]

when I was 8 We had our old christmas tree in the backyard and I lit it on fire thinking if it gets too big I would just pee on it....Man,that thing lit up quick and I yanked my pants down to pee and I was all scared my older brother caught me dancing around the fire with my pants down,I couldnt squeeze out a drop and it was really terrifying man.......Even to this day I get teased about it as being some horny pyromaniac who was trying to get his rocks off to a rageing fire.

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

I believed that dogs and cats were the same species. Cats were girls, and dogs were the boys. I have no idea where that idea came from.