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10-21-2007, 07:41 PM #1OPSenior Member
What crazy things did you believe as a little kid?
Life was fun in the earliest years, wasn't it? We hadn't developed a firm grip on reality yet, and it could thus be made to conform with our imaginations. So I'll go first:jointsmile:
- When I was 3 me and my friend believed in "the dungeon". That is, we believed that if you dug deep enough into the Earth, at any place, you would eventually reach "the dungeon". Which would of course entail the cliche dark lair of stone, chains, bars and the such.
- I had no idea men shaved. Rather, I thought some just grew beards and some didn't. Some guys grew mustaches, some goatee's, some nothing at all.
- When my friends and I were discussing how babies were made, we came to the following conclusion based on a distorted organization of the facts: A woman and a man get married, they both agree they want to have a baby, and so she gets pregnant. Then when it's time to give birth, the woman goes to the hospital where the doctor puts his penis in her, thus inducing labour. LOL, ah innocence.
- For some reason I thought Canada had conscription. And so my plan was, when the military recruiter came to my house and said I had to go to war, I would say "alright, just let me get my gun" (to take to war). Then I'd come out with it, shoot the recruiter, and with the recruiter dead I'd be free from having to serve.Gandalf_The_Grey Reviewed by Gandalf_The_Grey on . What crazy things did you believe as a little kid? Life was fun in the earliest years, wasn't it? We hadn't developed a firm grip on reality yet, and it could thus be made to conform with our imaginations. So I'll go first:jointsmile: - When I was 3 me and my friend believed in "the dungeon". That is, we believed that if you dug deep enough into the Earth, at any place, you would eventually reach "the dungeon". Which would of course entail the cliche dark lair of stone, chains, bars and the such. - I had no idea men shaved. Rather, I Rating: 5
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