The crazies!

[dark0ne]

my freind just got a new place, and her landlord is nuts. my first impression was that she was a crackhead, cause of the way she keeps talking, and talking, and talking. this is what came out of her mouth the first time i met her.

"my husband left me, for a crack dealer. i can't have crack, i'm allergic, it makes me break out in hives." (lol) "i'm a carpender, like jesus, but i can't walk on water." "this is good chinese food * pause* GO AHEAD HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT! I'LL STAB YOU ALL WITH A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE! *eats food* you know i have one stashed under a rock down the street":wtf:

no matter how crazy this sounds, it's all 100% true.

dark0ne Reviewed by dark0ne on 10-21-2007. The crazies! my freind just got a new place, and her landlord is nuts. my first impression was that she was a crackhead, cause of the way she keeps talking, and talking, and talking. this is what came out of her mouth the first time i met her. "my husband left me, for a crack dealer. i can't have crack, i'm allergic, it makes me break out in hives." (lol) "i'm a carpender, like jesus, but i can't walk on water." "this is good chinese food * pause* GO AHEAD HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT! I'LL STAB YOU ALL Rating: 5

[rebgirl420]

hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha wtf!?

:yippee: < Shes fucking crazy.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

O...M....G.

Crazy people are good entertainment.

[beachguy in thongs]

Was it Chicken Lo Mein?

[upinsmokeuk]

that sounds to me more like a crystal meth addict.

[upinsmokeuk]

not chicken le mein but "creamofsumyoungguy"

[delusionsofNORMALity]

sounds perfectly normal to me.

[Cannabis-Sativa]

ya, crack heads are CRAAAAAAAAAAaazYYY

[ificouldiwould]

:wtf:did she say all that contiously or was it differnt subjects

[greatmuta]

Love crazy people :yippee::silly::icon506: they make the world interesting