Plutonium Cannabis Tincture:

1/4oz cannabis
2oz mixed oxide fuels
1/4oz plutonium
1/4oz uranium
1tsp fairy dust

powder the weed
drop into mixed oxide fuels with uranium and plutonium pellets
heat up slowly, until the radioactive glow becomes very bright
remove from heat
add fairy dust
reheat slowly
stop, drop, roll
turn around three times while singing the opening song of the Lion King
what will be left is the most potent tincture known to man...

it'll get you really high...and it'll get you an extra arm...