:S2: It's so aptly called dope

Funny stories guys... Ive done loads of stoopid things. Mainly either laughing or breathing into the ashtray sending a cloud of ash everywhere. Same thing with a half made joint. That happens frequently.

I remember going to take care of my plants in the shed. I always make up a nutrient solution fresh and put it in a 3 liter bottle. I then shake it vigorously for a minute to get it nice and oxygenated. However... in my stoned stupor I forgot that I'd used that bottle to store the petrol from my girlfriends scooter while I repaired it the day before. As I was pouring the fert\water\petrol mixture into the plants soil, I got a whiff of petrol. When the bottle was empty.. it dawned on me. Shiiiiiiit!!! A major flush was administered and the plant seemed to be ok after a week or so. The soil still had a petrol odour to it tho for quite a while after lol

A few years back I had a couple of seedlings on the window sill. They were pretty much newborn with just the cotyledons opened up and developing the roots underneath. I dont know why I did this, I really dont and I never thought it would actually hit it but you know when u fire an elastic band off your thumb... lol. I was sat on the sofa and the seedlings were about 8 foot away. I fired an elastic band at the plants and it hit one of them perfectly, snapping it clean in half. I was gutted lol.

Pot induced stupidity is a funny thing! Great thread Oppie.
Wobster Reviewed by Wobster on . I am such a f#$*ing stoner. I just spilled my bong off my desk, down my leg, all over both feet, all over my chair mat and on some carpet. It was nice old bong water and had a bunch of ash in it too. Yum! Smells delicious. Can somebody please tell me something stupid they did while high, so I won't feel quite so much like an idiot? Rating: 5