Just ran across this thread and it is HILARIOUS, as previously stated.

So about 4 of us are packed in a car. Baked thoroughly and munchies like a mother. Pull up to taco bell at like midnight take 15 minutes to order $35 worth of foo and the guy is obviously pissed at us, so after we order my buddy forgets to stop at the window drives straight through and by now we are all convinced they are gonna **** with our food. Buddy pulls outta the taco bell towards the highway and tacobell peeps come running out of the store onto the street screaming and throwing papers, meanwhile we bust out laughing and peel off.

Another time high in a friends garage, had just order pizza and there was one slice left and it was mine through some simple mathematics. Ask a friend to pass it and he wants to be a dick so i get up in a fit to go snag it and *CRASH* bowl piece in a million pieces.