I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[Shovelhandle]

reading this stuff is funny. I'm thinking how stupid you all are. j/k
I was in this restaurant with my wife and I reach in my shirt pocket for the 50% off coupon. Well, I flung a half oz out onto the table and was not too quick on the draw to see what I had done....DOH! Waitress was cool though.

[GreenLeaf420]

I solved a lot of world problems in my head while I was stonned I just was unable to put any to goood use.....

[Opie Yutts]

I flung a half oz out onto the table and was not too quick on the draw to see what I had done....DOH! Waitress was cool though.

That reminds me of another one. Years back I ran a business out of my home. A customer came over, and we gathered around my drafting table to discuss a project. We talked for about 10 minutes, then he left. That's when I noticed the 1/4 oz. sitting on the drafting table. He remained a customer for years, and I never found out if he saw it, but it was damn obvious.

[Opie Yutts]

I solved a lot of world problems in my head while I was stonned I just was unable to put any to goood use.....

You and I both.

[SouthernGuerilla]

smoked a blizzy on the way to the mall. made sure i grabbed my wallet and cell phone. walked around the mall, tried on some shoes at the puma store. then i realized i had my phone and wallet...BUT NO KEYS!!! walk back out to the parking garage to find my truck still running and the doors locked!!! f*ckin chronic!! :jointsmile:

I've done this before except I was sober and had some irritating fuck in my car that I was just trying to hurry up and get away from. I felt like running him over after I finally got my car unlocked.


But far as being stoned and forgetting stuff... This was 5yr ago or so and me and a buddy had been riding around smoking, visiting other friends throughout the day. We go to my house smoke one then head out, I stop by the store to buy a pack of smokes and cannot locate my ID. I drove back to my house, couldn't find it and ended up back tracking to everyone's house that I had been to. Ultimately I found my ID in one of my pants pockets. Took about 3 hours and half a tank of gas.

I can't remember how my ID ended up out of my wallet and in a different pocket that I normally stick it in. :rastasmoke:

I love it when I get stoned and hide my herb from myself. Like in the pantry, on the back of the TV/monitor, pantry, fridge, inside a clock, inside a pillow. Or leave it on top of the fireplace mantle and can't find where I put my herb and my pipe for 1-5days.


One night I smoked a bowl and went to sleep, I left my herb on my night stand and when I woke up my entire house had bits and pieces of herb all over the place. I was totally baffled until I noticed one of my cats had ate more food than usual and was very lethargic. :stoned:

Its a shame when you have to worry about your own pets pinching your stash. :beatdeadhorse:

[Opie Yutts]

One night I smoked a bowl and went to sleep, I left my herb on my night stand and when I woke up my entire house had bits and pieces of herb all over the place. I was totally baffled until I noticed one of my cats had ate more food than usual and was very lethargic. :stoned:

Its a shame when you have to worry about your own pets pinching your stash. :beatdeadhorse:

You might consider growing some catnip as well.

[kodiak]

Was at a red light high as hell , feet got a lil numb so I couldnt really feel how much pressure I had on the brake so I slowly began to release pressure on the brake not noticing i was rolling forward straight into the rear bumper of the car in front of me =/

[SouthernGuerilla]

I have catnip growing in several places outside, a few spots the cats have killed it off by eating and rubbing on the plants. I still think they prefer cannabis over catnip. I've been too stingy lately to test it out.

Was at a red light high as hell , feet got a lil numb so I couldnt really feel how much pressure I had on the brake so I slowly began to release pressure on the brake not noticing i was rolling forward straight into the rear bumper of the car in front of me =/

reminds me of something...

One time me and a friend just finished smoking one and we were at a red light and he was fucking with me and made me forget where my cell phone was. I freaked out, started looking for my phone and accidentally took my foot off the brake and bumped into the car in front of me. I dented my bumper and the other car's bumper. I got out of my car and the driver of the other car got out and looked at his bumper and then looked at me and told me to get back in my car and don't worry about it.

My eyes were red as they could be. I wondered if he was being nice to some stoner kid or what. All I could think about is that I was going to jail for DWI. He looked pissed as hell.

[SunnyD]

SouthernGuerilla,

Gotta give you major props for the Avatar man, classic

:thumbsup:

[SouthernGuerilla]

SouthernGuerilla,

Gotta give you major props for the Avatar man, classic

:thumbsup:

Hey if it fits... I've been using this avatar on another board(shroom related) since 02 or so.

:jointsmile: