Quote Originally Posted by italian04
smoked a blizzy on the way to the mall. made sure i grabbed my wallet and cell phone. walked around the mall, tried on some shoes at the puma store. then i realized i had my phone and wallet...BUT NO KEYS!!! walk back out to the parking garage to find my truck still running and the doors locked!!! f*ckin chronic!! :jointsmile:

I've done this before except I was sober and had some irritating fuck in my car that I was just trying to hurry up and get away from. I felt like running him over after I finally got my car unlocked.


But far as being stoned and forgetting stuff... This was 5yr ago or so and me and a buddy had been riding around smoking, visiting other friends throughout the day. We go to my house smoke one then head out, I stop by the store to buy a pack of smokes and cannot locate my ID. I drove back to my house, couldn't find it and ended up back tracking to everyone's house that I had been to. Ultimately I found my ID in one of my pants pockets. Took about 3 hours and half a tank of gas.

I can't remember how my ID ended up out of my wallet and in a different pocket that I normally stick it in. :rastasmoke:

I love it when I get stoned and hide my herb from myself. Like in the pantry, on the back of the TV/monitor, pantry, fridge, inside a clock, inside a pillow. Or leave it on top of the fireplace mantle and can't find where I put my herb and my pipe for 1-5days.


One night I smoked a bowl and went to sleep, I left my herb on my night stand and when I woke up my entire house had bits and pieces of herb all over the place. I was totally baffled until I noticed one of my cats had ate more food than usual and was very lethargic. :stoned:

Its a shame when you have to worry about your own pets pinching your stash. :beatdeadhorse: