I've been dry for about a month now, and still have several more weeks to go before I'll be good again. As the days roll by, and anticipation sets in more, I've been finding myself becoming less and less coherent in my daily activities. Just this morning, for instance, I frantically tore my entire house apart looking for my car keys, under the assumption for some reason that I brought them in with me last night. (I never bring my keys in, but rather leave them in the ignition of my car so as to ensure I don't forget where I put them.) I've done this for years, but I must have had a dream last night that I brought them in with me, because I was positive that I left them lying around somewhere. I checked the pockets of every pair of pants/shorts I own (clean and dirty), checked under the bed, in dresser drawers, drawers in bathrooms, the kitchen, and elsewhere, in cabinets, refrigerator, oven, etc. Finally, after getting frustrated, I went to my car to get a cigarette... which I actually knew would be there. Lo and behold, there were my keys, still in the ignition. :wtf:

I am such a f#$*ing sober bastard...
Mr. Clandestine Reviewed by Mr. Clandestine on . I am such a f#$*ing stoner. I just spilled my bong off my desk, down my leg, all over both feet, all over my chair mat and on some carpet. It was nice old bong water and had a bunch of ash in it too. Yum! Smells delicious. Can somebody please tell me something stupid they did while high, so I won't feel quite so much like an idiot? Rating: 5