I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[PHATTY LUMPKINS]

I was reaching for the bong last night and stoningly grabbed for the Coke can instead of the intended target. (THE BONG) After realizing this in mid grab to the Coke can, My Brain kicked in and went for the BONG. BLAM Coke spilled all over the floor and our catolog that we order from. The good side is the bong didn't spill. The bad side is the sticky as soda pop all over the place. Yes i felt like an Idiot. Especially about an hour later when I asked the Wife where the towell that was on the floor came from.:stoned:

[420allday420]

I was high and i took a hit off a bong tilted it to much and drank some lol funniest moment smoking with my good friend

[Whix]

so i went to Walgreen's with a buddy and he was driving. we had just smoked and were high as the sky, we go in get our munchies and walk back to the car. I tell my friend i hear a weird noise and sure enough the car is still on with the keys in the ignition but the door is locked!

thankfully my stoned ass forgot to lock my door but i can imagine how bad it would have been to make that phone call lol.

i also tried to take a shotgun out of a bong stem not realizing a stem is a big straw and my friend blew water into my mouth and all over my body. oh man good times

[Chong Version 2.0]

At a house party we were all drinking and smoking. Almost everybody I knew smoked cigarettes and people were using empties as ashtrays. I took a big swig of ash filled beer and started to heave. As I was running to the bathroom I tripped and smashed into my friend's TV and knocked it onto the ground. I lay there covered in puke with a broken TV by my head and 20 people on the floor in hysterics. That was expensive.

[Opie Yutts]

so i went to Walgreen's with a buddy and he was driving. we had just smoked and were high as the sky, we go in get our munchies and walk back to the car. I tell my friend i hear a weird noise and sure enough the car is still on with the keys in the ignition but the door is locked!

thankfully my stoned ass forgot to lock my door but i can imagine how bad it would have been to make that phone call lol.

i also tried to take a shotgun out of a bong stem not realizing a stem is a big straw and my friend blew water into my mouth and all over my body. oh man good times

That would have been real funny, standing there all stoney-eyed, holding a couple grocery bags full of junk food. To the cops: Uh, no officer. We haven't had anything to drink. Why would you ask?

That second part reminded me of my first attempt at getting high. My buddies loaded a nice big party bowl and gave me the honor of the first hit. I started drawing in a little smoke, then I coughed a big cough through the water pipe and blew a bunch of weed and bong water all over the room. They were very understanding as they laughed their asses off.

[stinkyattic]

I started drawing in a little smoke, then I coughed a big cough through the water pipe and blew a bunch of weed and bong water all over the room. They were very understanding as they laughed their asses off.

This happened to me and my friend Khaki too!

It was the first time she smoked my homegrown- the strong stuff- she took a HUGE bong rip, choked, and coughed back INTO the bong with the stem ALL the way out. A PERFECT stream of bongwater NAILED me in the face, and we both started laughing so hard that the REST of the contents of the bong ended up on the floor.

Lesson learned, my bongs go in the dishwasher at LEAST twice a week, and the water gets changed daily.

[Opie Yutts]

At a house party we were all drinking and smoking. Almost everybody I knew smoked cigarettes and people were using empties as ashtrays. I took a big swig of ash filled beer and started to heave. As I was running to the bathroom I tripped and smashed into my friend's TV and knocked it onto the ground. I lay there covered in puke with a broken TV by my head and 20 people on the floor in hysterics. That was expensive.

Now that sounds funny. Thanks so much for sharing. Too bad it's not on video.

[Opie Yutts]

...A PERFECT stream of bongwater NAILED me in the face, and we both started laughing so hard that the REST of the contents of the bong ended up on the floor.

Well stinky you finally did it. You made me write something I've never written before, and that is... LOL! Usually I just kinda laugh inside. Not this time. Thank you.

[Twentyinches]

I actuallly just did the same thing you did Opie with the S and the M on the switchable ballast. Except I put the HPS bulb in there when it was on the M, it still lit up and all but luckily I noticed it about 15 mins in. Hopefully I didnt mess something up!
time to stay away from the reefer while messing with things lol...

[Opie Yutts]

time to stay away from the reefer while messing with things lol...

Yeah, or be really really really really careful when messing with things that can kill you, or even injure you. Always think carefully about every little step you are doing. It will take twice as long as it should, but you'll gitter done, and survive. Boy, I can't stop thinking about rhizome's lip piercing. Aarrhg. (sp?)

And I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that happened to you, but glad that I'm not alone. By the way, I think you may loose a little bit of life from your bulb, but everything will probably be OK. I'll include your ballast, bulb, and wiring in my prayers tonight.