Quote Originally Posted by Whix
so i went to Walgreen's with a buddy and he was driving. we had just smoked and were high as the sky, we go in get our munchies and walk back to the car. I tell my friend i hear a weird noise and sure enough the car is still on with the keys in the ignition but the door is locked!

thankfully my stoned ass forgot to lock my door but i can imagine how bad it would have been to make that phone call lol.

i also tried to take a shotgun out of a bong stem not realizing a stem is a big straw and my friend blew water into my mouth and all over my body. oh man good times
That would have been real funny, standing there all stoney-eyed, holding a couple grocery bags full of junk food. To the cops: Uh, no officer. We haven't had anything to drink. Why would you ask?

That second part reminded me of my first attempt at getting high. My buddies loaded a nice big party bowl and gave me the honor of the first hit. I started drawing in a little smoke, then I coughed a big cough through the water pipe and blew a bunch of weed and bong water all over the room. They were very understanding as they laughed their asses off.