At a house party we were all drinking and smoking. Almost everybody I knew smoked cigarettes and people were using empties as ashtrays. I took a big swig of ash filled beer and started to heave. As I was running to the bathroom I tripped and smashed into my friend's TV and knocked it onto the ground. I lay there covered in puke with a broken TV by my head and 20 people on the floor in hysterics. That was expensive.