:S2: It's so aptly called dope

Funny stories guys... Ive done loads of stoopid things. Mainly either laughing or breathing into the ashtray sending a cloud of ash everywhere. Same thing with a half made joint. That happens frequently.

I remember going to take care of my plants in the shed. I always make up a nutrient solution fresh and put it in a 3 liter bottle. I then shake it vigorously for a minute to get it nice and oxygenated. However... in my stoned stupor I forgot that I'd used that bottle to store the petrol from my girlfriends scooter while I repaired it the day before. As I was pouring the fert\water\petrol mixture into the plants soil, I got a whiff of petrol. When the bottle was empty.. it dawned on me. Shiiiiiiit!!! A major flush was administered and the plant seemed to be ok after a week or so. The soil still had a petrol odour to it tho for quite a while after lol

A few years back I had a couple of seedlings on the window sill. They were pretty much newborn with just the cotyledons opened up and developing the roots underneath. I dont know why I did this, I really dont and I never thought it would actually hit it but you know when u fire an elastic band off your thumb... lol. I was sat on the sofa and the seedlings were about 8 foot away. I fired an elastic band at the plants and it hit one of them perfectly, snapping it clean in half. I was gutted lol.

Pot induced stupidity is a funny thing! Great thread Oppie.