i have a pretty good one. i was on my way home from work one evening and had to stop at my wife's restaurant to trade keys and swith cars, she had a PACKED restaurant, not an empty seat in the house, and i reach in my sweatshirt pocket to get the keys out, and i pull them out real fast and my bowl flies into the middle of the restaurant and shatters and about 15 peoples feet. the worst part of it all, the mayor and police seargent of my small town were in there with their families eating dinner.....needless to say, i just jetted straight out the fucking door and drove off.