I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[Mr. Clandestine]

I was an RT taking x-rays at a trauma hospital, but I got sick of the hours and the dick head Dr's... not to mention the elderly ppl who blew their trouser chilli out on the floor as you're trying to get a chest x-ray... so back to school i am. :stoned:

Wow, that's truly disgusting! Glad to hear you've made your way out of that mess. Good luck with your schooling!

[Opie Yutts]

not to mention the elderly ppl who blew their trouser chilli out on the floor.

Trouser chili, huh? Now ain't that a pretty visual? Trouser chili, the richest, most aromatic kind.

[Twentyinches]

Oh Opie you have no idea man... it was some of the raunchiest stuff ever, no fart of mine, or anything else I have smelled has compared. Like once the patient was gone, everyone cleared the room because it was soooo bad... no small room either. Even our industrial orange smellin odor eliminator didn't work well.

But set aside the smell.... how about that chunky puddle? yeah no thanks so I decided to 10/22 that profession...lol I mean cleaning that wasn't my job but if it happened in our dep... it was our deal.

[Opie Yutts]

OMG, I have to go barf now.

[Subjekt]

while stoned, a friend of mine went to the atm and put the atm card in, got the money in and drove off.........Yeah she left the card..... lol

[Opie Yutts]

while stoned, a friend of mine went to the atm and put the atm card in, got the money in and drove off.........Yeah she left the card..... lol

I'm guessing she got the card back eventually, or did someone snag it, and end up costing her tens of thousands of dollars in identity theft problems?

[Subjekt]

She had to cancel it and get another card....Lucky her...

[Twentyinches]

I've done this as well, but any atm that i've known eats the card.
so yeah the atm ate mine by the time i realized i had left it, and I just had to go to the bank the next day and they gave it back to me. that sucked... because I just so needed gas, and a bunch of other things that day and didn't have my card.

[Opie Yutts]

I've had pretty good luck with my cards. That is unless my wife uses them and doesn't put them back where she got them.

[HickSS]

Me and a buddy rolled up through the drive thru of what we thought was a sonic. I just wanted some cheese sticks and he want tater tots. Were going through the menu before you go up a little to order and are like wtf, why did they change everything..it was perfect before. Whats with all the new sandwiches and stuff. I see my cheesesticks at the bottom and get happy that they still had them but my buddy still couldnt find his tater tots. We roll up and start to order. They say what would you like, blah blah blah. Im like Ill take a two 5pc cheesesticks. Shes like uhh, they come in orders of 3's. Im like :wtf: Oh ok Ill have 3 of those i guess. And I see the total is already not what it normally it is..This is just weird im thinking. My buddy asks if they still had tater tots and the lady is like we dont serve those here. Hes like what happened to them...Sir we never have. Sonic is across the street, your at arbys..We like, "SON OF A BITCH!" and hear her start laughing..we say sorry and roll across the street. There menus were the exact same color so that fucked us over...plus the 3 bowls before hand..