I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[qontrolfreak]

I broke my pipe when I was stoned out of my mind. I was cleaning it out over the sink and was a bit paranoid due to the amount of potent pot I smoked and my hands were shaking moderately.

The pipe slipped out of the hands and fell on the floor and the entire frontal bottom part broke into pieces. Some pieces were irreparable and had to be trashed.

5 minutes later I take the 5 broken pieces downstairs, whip out some aluminum foil, green professional masking tape, super glue and scissors and that baby is back in business!

It looks like a total load of crap but do I love that pipe! Changes colors when smoked out of!

[Opie Yutts]

Just make sure the foil doesn't heat up enough that you are inhaling its smoke. That would be very bad.

[Bree1978]

double post sorry
:jointsmile: Bree

[Bree1978]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

I did that too, but guy still towed it - I would have stopped him but I didn't notice until we reached the garage......WTF? THat tow guy knew, ya know! All for 50 extra bucks (this was 1996).

:jointsmile: Bree

[smok3y]

Iv went to the fridge to get a glass of juice one nite, So i filled my glass up and put that in the fridge and went up to my room with the bottle, didnt even relize untill about a hour later..

[Sir Bliss]

Once, when I was blazed out of my mind...

My car was parked on the side of the road and I had to do a Y-turn and go in the opposite direction that it was parked. I put it into drive and turned to the left a bit. Put it into reverse and completely forgot to put my foot on the break in time. Back of the car hopped over the curb and smashed into a fire hydrant leaving a nice, expensive dent.

I promptly parked and went inside canceled my plans and tried to figure out how I would pay for this -__- Slick.

[Twentyinches]

Iv went to the fridge to get a glass of juice one nite, So i filled my glass up and put that in the fridge and went up to my room with the bottle, didnt even relize untill about a hour later..

nice, I did something similar with a gal of 2% and a box of Life. Except the life went into the fridge, and once I realized the milk didn't go in the cubbord (after I ate some cereal I then scarfed 2 pop tarts-hafta have milk out for that) I realized what I did. Cold life is pretty damn good...

[Frickr]

well me and 2 of my buddys were out at his dads house, we al down a few beers, and smoked some dank home grown, and he starts to show us all the guns that are just laying throughout the house, and he pulls out a .243 and were standing there. he says not to worry its not loaded or anything, cocks it, a shell flies out, then proceeds to pull the trigger, firing the gun off, the bullet tears through the cupboard, and into the fridge. we just sit there, all that was said was "Wholy Shit!" and we all die laughing, when we get a little composure and pick outselves off the floor, we look at the fridge, it went through the side, blew appart a few beer cans in the fridge, and bounced around a bunch of times. one tub of butter that sat right in the middle, had about 20 holes in it from the bullet bouncing back and forth in there. nate, the one that fired off the gun, all hes saying is we have to find the bullet, so we tear everything out of the fridge, he ends up pouring it down the sink witha half exploded beer, and we tell him this and hes like no no... and to patch the hole in the side of the fridge, we take all the gum we could chew, and glob it over the hole and put the beer in front of it so that maybe we can get around not telling his dad right away. well his dad stil hasnt said anything. i dont think i have laughed that hard for that long over something like that in my life.

dont get stoned and play with guns boys and girls haha. you end up blowing a hole in your fridge!

[Opie Yutts]

I get stoned and play with my guns all the time. I just don't shoot them in the house, and I know if they are loaded or not. Also the only time I point a gun at a person is if I intend to shoot them, which hasn't happened yet thank God. I'm sure glad nobody got hurt in your adventure.

But about the milk and juice thing, the other day I poured some milk and put it back into the cupboard where I got the drinking glass. I noticed it the next day, starting to get nice and chunky.

[Twentyinches]

mmm yummy... that reminds me of a nasty funny joke