I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[Opie Yutts]

Good Lord, this thread is just what I needed.

Opie Yutts Reviewed by Opie Yutts on 10-20-2007. I am such a f#$*ing stoner. I just spilled my bong off my desk, down my leg, all over both feet, all over my chair mat and on some carpet. It was nice old bong water and had a bunch of ash in it too. Yum! Smells delicious. Can somebody please tell me something stupid they did while high, so I won't feel quite so much like an idiot? Rating: 5

[espressostar]

One time I went to tim Hortons..... Canadian coffee and donut shop for you americans, anyway I went in and gave the guy my money and ask for a coffee and a chocolate boston cream donut and i straight up just walked away totaly forgetting about the donut and coffee... The guy ran down the street to give me my stuff. Talk about customer service! :P

[action.420]

Putting $10 in the pumps then just driving away and not getting any gas at all. haha at least it was only $10...

[r0k]

Thanks Rok... It's always been a highlight but I think Wesley there just beat it by a pretty good margin. New battery....LOL!! :thumbsup:

I think you're right, that's funny stuff

[rhizome]

Dumbest thing done while stoned?

Was welding a new trunk into an old Dodge, w/ frequent smoke breaks- developed a maddening itch on my lower lip.

Flipped up the mask and scratched my lip-

w/ the electrode...

[Weedhound]

Maybe but I'll bet it didn't itch any more either.....

[rhizome]

Oh, it itched pretty good as it healed up, lemme tell ya

[Weedhound]

lol, ZAP!! I've done it with horse fencing.....but not to my face.

[Country Cow Freak]

New years eve 2000. Smoked a fatty with the gang at a house party at midnight. Went outside to take a leak and as I was walking down the porch stairs, I stepped on an ashtray that I left out there. Result, broken coxes. Welcomed in the new century with a busted ass bone

[texas grass]

Flipped up the mask and scratched my lip-

w/ the electrode...

you know your a good welder when you can weld upside down and get hot slag on your face and continue with your bead


after oxy ace welding a stainless steel fitting i grabbed the piece i just welded to dump it in water, it was about 30 seconds afterwards.

another thing after using a stationary belt sander i caught my arm on it reaching over the belt to turn it off. left a nasty little sandpaper burn on my arm.

no mater how stoned i am i will never do those dumb things again:smokin:lol