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    #11
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    Good Lord, this thread is just what I needed.

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    #12
    Junior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    One time I went to tim Hortons..... Canadian coffee and donut shop for you americans, anyway I went in and gave the guy my money and ask for a coffee and a chocolate boston cream donut and i straight up just walked away totaly forgetting about the donut and coffee... The guy ran down the street to give me my stuff. Talk about customer service! :P

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    #13
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    Putting $10 in the pumps then just driving away and not getting any gas at all. haha at least it was only $10...

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    #14
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    Quote Originally Posted by Weedhound
    Thanks Rok... It's always been a highlight but I think Wesley there just beat it by a pretty good margin. New battery....LOL!! :thumbsup:
    I think you're right, that's funny stuff

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    #15
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    Dumbest thing done while stoned?

    Was welding a new trunk into an old Dodge, w/ frequent smoke breaks- developed a maddening itch on my lower lip.

    Flipped up the mask and scratched my lip-

    w/ the electrode...

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    #16
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    Maybe but I'll bet it didn't itch any more either.....

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    #17
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    Oh, it itched pretty good as it healed up, lemme tell ya
    I assume you understand that we have options on your time,
    And we will ditch you in the harbour if we must-
    But if it all works out nicely,
    You\'ll get the bonus you deserve
    From doctors we trust.

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    #18
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    lol, ZAP!! I've done it with horse fencing.....but not to my face.

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    #19
    Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    New years eve 2000. Smoked a fatty with the gang at a house party at midnight. Went outside to take a leak and as I was walking down the porch stairs, I stepped on an ashtray that I left out there. Result, broken coxes. Welcomed in the new century with a busted ass bone

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    #20
    Senior Member

    I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

    Quote Originally Posted by rhizome
    Flipped up the mask and scratched my lip-

    w/ the electrode...
    you know your a good welder when you can weld upside down and get hot slag on your face and continue with your bead


    after oxy ace welding a stainless steel fitting i grabbed the piece i just welded to dump it in water, it was about 30 seconds afterwards.

    another thing after using a stationary belt sander i caught my arm on it reaching over the belt to turn it off. left a nasty little sandpaper burn on my arm.

    no mater how stoned i am i will never do those dumb things again:smokin:lol

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